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Sheldons Book of Quotes


I've collected these quotes over the last 25 years and they have had a big part of shaping my personal "world view".  The wisdom of those who've gone before us is essential to the development of our puny little minds and without knowing or caring about what others have said we can so easily become pawns of extremists. 

 

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."  ~~ Mark Twain

 

“A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.”  ~~  Bertrand de Jouvenal

 

“A Conservative government is an organized hypocrisy."  ~~  Benjamin Disraeli

 

“Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.”   ~~  Harry S Truman

 

"If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function it must have dissent."  ~~  Henry Commager

 

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."  ~~  John F. Kennedy

 

“I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."  ~~  Thomas Jefferson

 

 "I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it."  ~~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

“The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive."  ~~  Thomas Jefferson

 

“I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it."  ~~  Thomas Jefferson

“It doesn't matter who casts the votes, what matters is who counts them.”  ~~ Josef Stalin

"The old lady said she'd leave me if I bought another bike.
I still sometimes wonder what she's doing these days."  ~~  Anonymous

“First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me”.

~~  Pastor Martin Niemöller – Germany 1946

 

“To lay one's plans carefully, to wreak an implacable vengeance, and then to go to sleep, there is nothing sweeter in the world"  ~~ Josef Stalin

 

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate

it.  And if it stops moving, subsidize it."  ~~  Ronald Reagan

 

“There’s simply no two ways about this fuel question.  Gasoline is going – alcohol is coming.  And we might as well get ready for it now.  All the world is waiting for a substitute for gasoline.”  ~~ Henry Ford, in an interview with The Detroit Free Press, December 1916

 

"The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men."   ~~  Plato

 

"...those who propose such a thing (violating citizen privacy through illegal wiretaps) are more of a danger to the country than the ones they want to listen in on."  ~~  Harry Truman

 

“The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.”  ~~  Michelangelo

 

"The erosion of freedom rarely comes as an all-out frontal assault.  Rather, it is a gradual, noxious creeping cloaked in secrecy and

glossed over by reassurances of greater security." ~~  Senator Robert C. Byrd

 

“What luck for rulers that men do not think.”  ~~  Adolf Hitler

 

“The great masses of the people…  will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.”  ~~  Adolf Hitler

 

“I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.”  ~~  Adolf Hitler

 

“By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell – and hell is heaven.  The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed.”  ~  Adolf Hitler

 

“Naturally, the common people don’t want war, but after all, it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag people along whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.  Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.  This is easy.  All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger.  It works the same in every country.”  ~~  Herman Goering

 

"Never eat more than you can lift." ~~  Miss Piggy

 

"If government were a product, selling it would be illegal." ~~ P. J. O'Rourke

 

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."  ~~   Steven Weinberg

 

"An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous."  ~~  Henry Ford

 

“No one knows what it is that he can do till he tries.”  ~~  Publilius Syrus

 

“I never hurt nobody but myself and that's nobody's business but my own.”  ~~  Billie Holiday

 

“The man of character, in relation to his superiors, finds himself in a difficult position.  Sure of his own judgment and conscious of his strengths, he makes no concessions to the desire to please.  More than that, those who do great things must often ignore the conventions of a false discipline.”  ~~  Charles DeGaulle

 

“Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study.”  ~~  Francis Bacon

 

“It rankles me when somebody tries to force somebody to do something.”  ~~  John Wayne

 

“Authors, like coins, grow dear as they grow old:  It is the rust we value, not the gold.”  ~~  Alexander Pope

 

“Everything used in this book is from public sources.  The stuff that's available publicly is far more frightening than a lot of people realize.”  ~~  Tom Clancy

 

“I was in prison and you came to visit me.”  ~~  Jesus of Nazareth (Matthew 25:36)

 

“Perhaps the sentiments contained in the following pages, are not yet sufficiently fashionable to procure them general favor; a long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial  appearance of being right, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defense of custom.  But the tumult soon subsides.”  ~~  Thomas Paine  (Common Sense, Jan 1776)

 

“The author who speaks about his own books is almost as bad as a mother who talks about her own children.”  ~~  Benjamin Disraeli

 

“Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?”  ~~  Jimmy Durante

 

“No loss by flood or lightning, no destruction of cities and temples by hostile forces of nature, has deprived man of so many noble lives and impulses as those which his intolerance has destroyed.”  ~~  Helen Keller

 

“They can because they think they can.”  ~~  Vergil

 

“That which we call sin in others is experiment for us.”  ~~  Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.”  ~~  Abraham Lincoln

 

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder.”  ~~  Thomas Haynes Bayly

 

“My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.”  ~~  Adlai E. Stevenson

 

“The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.”  ~~  George Washington (1796)

 

“If we've learned anything in the past quarter century, it is that we cannot federalize virtue.”  ~~  President George Bush 1991

 

“Fools admire, but men of sense approve.”  ~~  Alexander Pope

 

“We are so concerned to flatter the majority that we lose sight of how very often it is necessary, in order to preserve freedom for the minority, let alone for the individual, to face that majority down.”  ~~  William F. Buckley, Jr.

 

“A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.”  ~~  Nicholas Boileau

 

“All men are frauds.  The only difference between them is that some admit it.  I myself deny it.”  ~~  H. L. Mencken

 

“The first thing to learn in intercourse with others is non-interference with their own particular ways of being happy, provided those ways do not assume to interfere by violence with ours.”  ~~  William James

 

“Truth resides in every human heart, and one has to search for it there, and to be guided by truth as one sees it.  But no one has a right to coerce others to act according to his own view of truth.”  ~~  Mohandas K. Gandhi

 

“Resort to military force is a first sure sign that we are giving up the struggle for the democratic way of life, and that the Old World has conquered morally as well as geographically ~~ succeeding in imposing upon us its ideals and methods.”  ~~  John Dewey (1939)

 

“The worst men give oft the best advice.”  ~~  Philip James Bailey

 

“Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.”  ~~  Sydney J. Harris

 

“A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement.”  ~~  Thomas Jefferson (1801)

 

“Freedom is the right to choose:  the right to create for oneself the alternatives of choice.  Without the possibility of choice a man is not a man but a member, and instrument, a thing.”  ~~  Archibald MaCleish

 

“A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity.”  ~~  Robert Frost

 

“Liberty exists in proportion to wholesome restraint;  the more restraint on others to keep off from us, the more liberty we have.”  ~~  Daniel Webster (1847)

 

“Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old.”  ~~  Johnathan Swift

 

“The United States ranks 13th on the Human Freedom Index.  Twelve other countries are freer than the United States.”  ~~  United Nations

 

“Do what's right for you, as long as it don't hurt no one.”  ~~  Elvis Presley

 

“In framing a government, which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this:  you must first enable the government to control the governed, and in the next place, oblige it to control itself.”  ~~  James Madison

 

“Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give it to others.”  ~~  William Allen White

 

“Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.”  ~~  Peter McWilliams

 

“Whether or not legislation is truly moral is often a question of who has the power to define morality.”  ~~  Jerome H. Skolnick

 

“In a free society, standards of public morality can be measured only by whether physical coercion ~~  violence against persons or property ~~  occurs.  There is no right not to be offended by words, actions or symbols.”  ~~  Richard E. Sincere, Jr.

 

“Moral indignation is in most cases 2% moral, 48% indignation and 50% envy.  ~~  Vittorio De Sica

 

“Give me chastity and self-restraint, but do not give it yet.”  ~~  Saint Augustine

 

“Without doubt the greatest injury of all was done by basing morals on myth.  For, sooner or later, myth is recognized for what it is, and disappears.  Then morality loses the foundation on which it has been built.”  ~~  Lord Herbert Louis Samuel

 

“My people and I have come to an agreement which satisfies us both.  They are to say what they please, and I am to do what I please.”  ~~  Frederick the Great (1712-1786)

 

“It is not only vain, but wicked, in a legislator to frame laws in opposition to the laws of nature, and to arm them with the terrors of death.  This is truly creating crimes in order to punish them.”  ~~  Thomas Jefferson (1779)

 

“Every tyrant who has lived has believed in freedom  ~~  for himself.”  ~~  Elbert Hubbard

 

“Civil laws against adultery and fornication have been on the books forever, in every country.  That's not the law's business; that's God's business.  He can handle it.”  ~~  Justice Thomas G. Kavanagh

 

“Republic.  I like the sound of the word.  It means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose.”  ~~  John Wayne

 

“We are all tolerant enough of those who do not agree with us, provided only they are sufficiently miserable.”  ~~  David Grayson

 

“Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle; old age a regret.”  ~~  Benjamin Disraeli

 

“I hate the man who builds his name

                 On ruins of another's fame.”  ~~  John Gay

 

“The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits.”  ~~  Thomas Jefferson

 

“For why should my freedom be judged by another's conscience?”  ~~  Paul  (1 Corinthians 10:29)

 

“In a civilized society, all crimes are likely to be sins, but most sins are not and ought not to be treated as crimes.  Man's ultimate responsibility is to God alone.”  ~~  Geoffrey Fisher, Archbishop of Canterbury

 

“To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace.”  ~~  George Washington

 

“The people's government, made for the people, made by the people, and answerable to the people.”  ~~  Daniel Webster

 

“In the field of world policy, I would dedicate this nation to the policy of the good neighbor.”  ~~  Franklin Delano Roosevelt

 

“The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much;  it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.”  ~~  Franklin Delano Roosevelt

 

"I admire men of character.  And I judge character not by how men  deal with their superiors, but mostly how they deal with their  subordinates.  And that, to me, is where you find out what the character of a man is."  ~~  Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf

 

"We must be the great arsenal of democracy."  ~~  Franklin Delano Roosevelt

 

"Speak softly and carry a big stick: you will go far.”  ~~  Theodore Roosevelt

 

"We have met the enemy, and they are ours."  ~~  Oliver H. Perry

 

"Freedom of religion; freedom of the press; freedom of person under the protection of the habeas corpus; and trial by juries impartially selected, -These principles form the bright constellation which has gone before us, and guided our steps through an age of revolution and reformation."  ~~  Thomas Jefferson

 

"It is not best to swap horses when crossing a stream."  ~~  Abraham Lincoln

 

"The God who gave us life, gave us liberty at the same time."  ~~  Thomas Jefferson - Summary View of the Rights of British America

 

"They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."  ~~  Benjamin Franklin - Historical Review of Pennsylvania

 

"Nothing is certain but death and taxes."  ~~  Benjamin Franklin

 

“Because of the diverse conditions of humans, it happens that some acts are virtuous to some people, as appropriate and suitable to them, while the same acts are immoral for others, as inappropriate to them.”  ~~  Saint Thomas Aquinas

 

“I like white trash cooking.  Cheeseburgers.  The greasier the better.  Mashed potatoes served in a scoop, a little dent in the top for the gravy.  Drake's Devel Dogs for dessert.  Pure pleasure; no know nutrient.”  ~~  Orson Bean

 

“I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he had read of the effects of smoking that he gave up reading.”  ~~  Lord Conesford

 

“Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.”  ~~  George Santayana

 

“If we cannot end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.”  ~~  John F. Kennedy

 

“If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert, and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.”  ~~   P.J. O'Rourke

 

“I am an actor.  Of COURSE I can play a heterosexual!”  ~~  Sir John Gielgud

 

“Our relations with a good joke are direct and even divine relations.”  ~~  G.K. Chesterton

 

“There are more old drunkards than old doctors.”  ~~  Benjamin Franklin

 

“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”  ~~  Dean Martin

There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up.”  ~~  Pat Boone

 

“My dad was the town drunk.  Usually that's not so bad, but New York City?”  ~~  Henny Youngman

 

“Although man is already ninety per cent water, the Prohibitionists are not yet satisfied.”  ~~  John Kendrick Bangs

 

“Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places and does not cure or even diminish it.”  ~~  Mark Twain

 

“They can never repeal it.”  ~~  Senator Andrew J. Volstead of Minnesota speaking of the Prohibition Act

 

“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.”  ~~  George Bernard Shaw

 

“I see that you, too, put up monuments to your great dead.”  ~~  A Frenchman on viewing the Statue of Liberty during prohibition

 

“When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging.  When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive it's hospitality.”  ~~  Al Capone

 

“When a friend warned him that alcohol was slow poison, Robert Benchley replies, "So who's in a hurry?"

 

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”  ~~  Winston Churchill

 

“There should be asylums for habitual teetotalers, but they would probably relapse into teetotalism as soon as they got out.”  ~~  Samuel Butler

 

“In a generation, those who are now children will have lost their taste for alcohol.”  ~~  John Fuller (1925)

 

“We learn from history what we do not learn from history.”  ~~  Hegel

 

Jon Winokur:  “How did you react to winning a Pulitzer?”

Dave Barry: “I figured it was just one more indication of the nation’s drug problem.”

 

“While Congress was snoozing, the American taxpayers were losing.”  ~~  Senator Bob Dole

 

“Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5,000,000 will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week.”  ~~  Art Buchwald

 

"The financial honor of this government is of too vast importance, is entirely too sacred to be the football of party politics."  ~~  William McKinley

 

"I am for America because America is for the common people."  ~~  William McKinley

 

"We go to war only to make peace.  We never went to war with any other design.  We carry the national conscience wherever we go."  ~~  William McKinley

 

"No material greatness, no wealth, no accumulation of splendor, is to be compared with those humble and homely virtues which have generally characterized our American homes."  ~~  Benjamin Harrison

 

"Performance should be made square with promise."  ~~  Theodore Roosevelt

 

"The country's honor must be upheld at home and abroad."  ~~  Theodore Roosevelt

 

"A man's disposition is never well known till he be crossed."  ~~  Francis Bacon

 

"Anger is short madness."  ~~  Horace

 

"He who conquers his wrath overcomes his greatest enemy."  ~~  Publilius Syrus

 

"The elephant is never won with Anger, Nor must that man who would reclaim a lion take him by the teeth."  ~~  Earl of Rochester

 

"Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand."  ~~  George Eliot, Silas Marner

 

"Apologies only account for that which they do not alter."  ~~  Bejamin Disraeli

 

"Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their attire."  ~~  Charles Dickens, Pickwick Papers

 

"All that glisters is not gold, Gilded tombs do worms infold."  ~~  William Shakespeare

 

"By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated."  ~~  John Gay, Fables

 

"Things are seldom what they seem; Skim milk masquerades as cream."  ~~  Sir William Schwenck Gilbert, H.M.S. Pinafore

 

"Who, too deep for his hearers, still went on refining, And thought of convincing while they thought of dining."  ~~  Oliver Goldsmith, Retaliation

 

"Too low they build who build beneath the stars."  ~~  Edward Young,   Night Thoughts

 

"Hitch your wagon to a star."  ~~  Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

"To know ourselves disease is half our cure."  ~~  Alexander Pope

 

“Beauty is but skin deep”  ~~  Proverb

   "The saying that beauty is but skin deep is but a skin-deep saying."     ~~  Herbert Spencer, Essays

 

"A thing of beauty is a joy forever;  Its loveliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness."  ~~  John Keats,  Endymion

 

"If eyes were made for seeing,

     Then Beauty is its own excuse for being."  ~~  Ralph Walso Emerson,   The Rhodora

 

"A man lives by believing something;

    Not by debating and arguing about many things."  ~~  Thomas Carlyle

 

"Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true."  ~~  Francis Bacon,   Aphorisms

 

"What we ardently wish, we believe."  ~~  Edward Young,   Night Thoughts

 

"Would you know the qualities in which a man is wanting?  Examine those of which he boasts."  ~~  Segur,  Poams

 

"The empty vessel makes the greatest sound."  ~~  Proverb

 

"Who kills a man, kills a reasonable creature, God's image; but he who destroys a good book kills reason itself."  ~~  John Milton,   Areopagitica

 

"Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen."  ~~  Samuel Paterson,   Joineriana

 

"God be thanked for books.  They are the voices of the distant and the dead, and make us heirs of the spiritual life of past ages."  ~~  William Ellery Channing

 

"Books are the best things, well used; abused, among the worst."  ~~  Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

"Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested."  ~~  Francis Bacon,   Essay on Studies

 

"A good book is the precious lifeblood of a master-spirit embalmed and treasured up on purpose to a life beyond life."  ~~   John Milton,   Areopagitica

 

"Again I hear the creaking step!~~-

   He's rapping at the door!~~-

     Too well I know the boding sound

        That ushers in a bore."  ~~  John Godfrey Saxe,   My Familiar

 

"We always get bored with those whom we bore."  ~~  La Rochefoucauld,   Maximes

 

"A man in debt is so far a slave."  ~~  Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

"The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, The men who borrow and the men who lend."  ~~  Charles Lamb

 

"Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with."  ~~  Artemus Ward,  Natural History

 

"Neither a borrower nor a lender be:

     For loan oft loses both itself and friend;

         And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry."  ~~  William Shakespeare,   Hamlet

 

"Creditors have better memories than debtors."  ~~  Proverb

 

"None but the brave deserves the fair."  ~~  John Dryden,   Alexander's Feast

 

"Brevity is the soul of wit."  ~~  William Shakespeare,   Hamlet

 

"Shallow men believe in luck, believe in circumstances.

   Strong men believe in cause and effect."  ~~  Ralph Waldo Emerson,  Conduct of Life

 

"Great estates may venture more,

   But little boars should keep near shore."  ~~  Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac

 

"They that fear the adders sting, will not come near his hissing."  ~~  George Chapman,  Widow's Tears

 

"In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes."  ~~  Benjamin Franklin,   Letter

 

"There is nothing certain in man's life but that he must lose it."  ~~  Owen Meredith,  Clytemnestra

 

"The only thing that is certain is that nothing is certain."  ~~  Pliny the Elder,   Historia Naturalis

 

"Chance is the providence of adventurers."  ~~  Napoleon Bonaparte

 

"A fool must now and then be right by chance."  ~~  William Cowper,  Conversations

 

"Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes."  ~~  Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

 

"Character is simply a habit long continued."  ~~  Plutarch

 

"The best investment I know of is charity:  You git your principal back immediately, and draw a dividend every time you think of it."  ~~  Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw)

 

"They serve God well

    Who serve his creatures."  ~~  Caroline Elizabeth Norton,  Lady of La Garaye

 

"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is

   To have a thankless child!"  ~~  William Shakespeare,  King Lear

 

"A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything.  A choice is all that is left him."  ~~  H. Mathews, Diary of an Invalid

 

"Everyone is as God has made him, and often-times a great deal worse."  ~~  Miguel De Cervantes, Don Quixote

 

"Common sense is not so common."  ~~  Voltaire

 

"They who complain most are most to be complained of."  ~~  Matthew Henry

 

"All great alterations in human affairs are produced by compromise."  ~~  Sydney Smith,  Catholic Question

 

"Nothing is pleasant

 Joined with a must."  ~~  Robert Bridges,  Nero

 

"Who overcomes by force has overcome but half his foe."  ~~  John Milton,  Paradise Lost

 

"Conceit may puff a man up, but never prop him up."  ~~  John Ruskin

 

"Confidence is a thing that cannot be produced by compulsion."  ~~  Daniel Webster

 

"Confidence is a plant of slow growth in an aged bosom."  ~~  William Pitt

 

"For they can conquer who believe they can."  ~~  Ralph Waldo Emerson,  Society and Solitude

 

"A burthen'd conscience

   Will never need a hangman."  ~~  Beaumont and Fletcher, Laws of Comedy

 

"Whatever creed be taught or land be trod,

   Man's conscience is the oracle of God!"  ~~  Lord Byron,  The Island

 

"Let his tormentor, Conscience, find him out."  ~~  John Milton,   Paradise Regained

 

"The fond fantastic thing call'd conscience,

   Which serves for nothing but to make men cowards."  ~~  Thomas Shadwell,  The Libertine

 

"Conscience, the bosom-hell of guilty man!"  ~~  James Montgomery,  The Pelican Island

 

"A guilty conscience needs no accuser."  ~~  Proverb

 

"Conscience is the chamber of justice."  ~~   Origen

 

"Show me a thoroughly contented person, and I will show you a useless one."  ~~  Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw)

 

"Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire.  ~~   Thomas Fuller

 

"He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill.  Our antagonist is our helper."  ~~   Edmund Burke,  Reflections on the Revolution in France

 

"Silence and modesty are very valuable qualities in conversation."  ~~   Michel De Montaigne

 

"Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for competitors."  ~~   Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

"They (corporations) cannot commit trespass nor be outlawed, nor excommunicate, for they have no souls."  ~~  Sir Edward Coke, Case of Sutton's Hospital

 

"Corruption is like a ball of snow, when once set a-rolling it must increase."  ~~  Charles Caleb Colton

 

"They also serve who only stand and wait."  ~~  John Milton

 

“I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than those attending too small a degree of it.”  ~~  Thomas Jefferson (1791)

 

“A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”  ~~  George Bernard Shaw (1944)

 

“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.”  ~~  Winston Churchill

 

“There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.”  ~~  P.J. O'Rourke (1993)

 

“Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”  ~~  Ronald Reagan (1986)

 

“I was guilty of judging capitalism by its operations and socialism by its hopes and aspirations; capitalism by its works and socialism by its literature.”  ~~  Sidney Hook

 

“America needs fewer laws, not more prisons.”  ~~  James Bovard

 

“Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.”  ~~  Albert Einstein (1950)

 

“War is just one more big government program.”  ~~  Joseph Sobran

 

“War is the health of the State.  ~~  Randolph Bourne (1917)

 

“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.”  ~~  John Adams (1814)

 

“Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.”  ~~  Douglas Casey (1992)

 

“Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations; entangling alliances with none.”  ~~  Thomas Jefferson (1801)

 

“Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.”  ~~  The Bible, II Corinthians 3:17.

 

“If you want government to intervene domestically, you're a liberal. If you want government to intervene overseas, you're a conservative. If you want government to intervene everywhere, you're a moderate. If you don't want government to intervene anywhere, you're an extremist.”  ~~  Joseph Sobran (1995)

 

“One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation.”  ~~  Thomas B. Reed (1886)

 

“In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.”  ~~  Voltaire (1764)

 

“They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”  ~~  Benjamin Franklin (1755)

 

“Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.”  ~~  William Pitt (1783)

 

“If you are not free to choose wrongly and irresponsibly, you are not free at all.”  ~~  Jacob Hornberger (1995)

 

“I heartily accept the motto, "That government is best which governs least."   ~~  Henry David Thoreau

 

“Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.”  ~~  Attributed to George Washington

 

“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”  ~~  P.J. O'Rourke

 

“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”  ~~  P.J. O'Rourke

 

“A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.”  ~~  Barry Goldwater (1964)

 

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”  ~~  Will Rogers

 

“Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program.”  ~~  Milton Friedman

 

“Politicians are the same all over: they promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.”  ~~  Nikita Khrushchev (1960)

 

“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed ~~ and hence clamorous to be led to safety ~~ by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”  ~~  H.L. Mencken

 

“Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.”  ~~  John Bradshaw

 

“There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself.”  ~~  P.J. O'Rourke (1993)

 

“The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.”  ~~  Robert A. Heinlein

 

“Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you.”  ~~  Pericles (430 BC)

 

“The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates.”  ~~  Tacitus

 

“There is no virtue in compulsory government charity, and there is no virtue in advocating it. A politician who portrays himself as "caring" and "sensitive" because he wants to expand the government's charitable programs is merely saying that he's willing to try to do good with other people's money. Well, who isn't? And a voter who takes pride in supporting such programs is telling us that he'll do good with his own money ~~ if a gun is held to his head.”  ~~  P.J. O'Rourke

 

“The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.”  ~~  Herbert Spencer (1891)

 

“More laws, less justice.”  ~~  Marcus Tullius Ciceroca (42 BC)

 

“No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”  ~~  Mark Twain (1866)

 

“The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.”  ~~  Thomas Jefferson

 

“There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him.”  ~~  Robert Heinlein

 

“Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give it to others.”  ~~  William Allen White

 

“The true danger is when Liberty is nibbled away, for expedients.”  ~~  Edmund Burke (1899)

 

“I have ever deemed it fundamental for the United States never to take active part in the quarrels of Europe. Their political interests are entirely distinct from ours. Their mutual jealousies, their balance of power, their complicated alliances, their forms and principles of government, are all foreign to us. They are nations of eternal war.”  ~~  Thomas Jefferson (1823)

 

“America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She well knows that by enlisting under other banners than her own, were they even the banners of foreign independence, she would involve herself beyond the power of extrication in all the wars of interest and intrigue, of individual avarice, envy and ambition, which assume the colors and usurp the standards of freedom.”  ~~  John Quincy Adams (1821)

 

“He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression.”  ~~  Thomas Paine (1795)

 

“Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.”  ~~   Frederic Bastiat

 

“Ask not what you can do for your country; ask what your government is doing to you.”  ~~  Joseph Sobran (1990)

 

“God grants liberty only to those who love it, and are always ready to guard and defend it.”  ~~  Daniel Webster (1834)

 

“The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.”  ~~  Justice Louis Brandeis (1928)

 

“The saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory of a vanished liberty is that it was lost because its possessors failed to stretch forth a saving hand while yet there was time.”  ~~  Justice George Sutherland (1938)

 

“The era of resisting big government is never over.”  ~~  Paul Gigot (1998)

 

“Not a place upon earth might be so happy as America. Her situation is remote from all the wrangling world, and she has nothing to do but to trade with them.”  ~~  Thomas Paine (1776)

 

“Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.”  ~~  Honore de Balzac

 

“Whoever prefers life to death, happiness to suffering, well-being to misery must defend without compromise private ownership in the means of production.”  ~~  Ludwig von Mises (1920)

 

“The triumph of persuasion over force is the sign of a civilized society.”  ~~  Mark Skousen

 

“Good intentions will always be pleaded for any assumption of power. The Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.”  ~~  Daniel Webster

 

“If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. In framing a government that is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself.”  ~~  James Madison

 

“Let the people think they govern and they will be governed.”  ~~  William Penn (1693)

 

“In 1940, teachers were asked what they regarded as the three major problems in American schools. They identified the three major problems as: Littering, noise, and chewing gum. Teachers last year were asked what the three major problems in American schools were, and they defined them as: Rape, assault, and suicide.”  ~~  William Bennett (1993)

 

“The threat posed by humans to the natural environment is nothing compared to the threat to humans posed by global environmental policy.”  ~~  Fred L. Smith (1992)

 

“The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to deal with one another and help one another.”  ~~  Milton Friedman

 

“The spirit of truth and the spirit of freedom ~~ they are the pillars of society.”  ~~  Henrik Ibsen (1877)

 

“Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man. There has never been a really good one, and even those that are most tolerable are arbitrary, cruel, grasping, and unintelligent.”  ~~  H. L. Mencken

 

“Government cannot make man richer, but it can make him poorer.”  ~~  Ludwig von Mises

 

“Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others?”  ~~  Thomas Jefferson (1801)

 

“A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.”  ~~  Thomas Jefferson (1801)

 

“This country is a one-party country. Half of it is called Republican and half is called Democrat. It doesn't make any difference. All the really good ideas belong to the Libertarians.”  ~~  Hugh Downs (1997)

 

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”  ~~  Lord Acton (1887)

 

“Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.”  ~~  Mao Zedong (1938)

 

“The difference between libertarianism and socialism is that libertarians will tolerate the existence of a socialist community, but socialists can't tolerate a libertarian community.”  ~~  David D. Boaz (1997)

 

“We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.”  ~~  Winston Churchill (1903)

 

“If you have been voting for politicians who promise to give you goodies at someone else's expense, then you have no right to complain when they take your money and give it to someone else, including themselves.”  ~~  Thomas Sowell (1992)

 

“War has all the characteristics of socialism most conservatives hate: Centralized power, state planning, false rationalism, restricted liberties, foolish optimism about intended results, and blindness to unintended secondary results.”  ~~  Joseph Sobran (1991)

 

“There never was a good war or a bad peace.”  ~~  Benjamin Franklin (1773)

 

"The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty."  ~~  Eugene McCarthy

 

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."   ~~  Benjamin Franklin

 

"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."   ~~  George Washington (1796)

 

"All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."   ~~  Thomas Paine

 

"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself."   ~~   Thomas Paine

 

“My indiscreet disputations about religion began to make me pointed at with horror by good people as an infidel or atheist”  ~~  Benjamin Franklin - Autobiography

 

“I admire men of character.  And I judge character not by how men deal with their superiors, but mostly how they deal with their subordinates.  And that, to me, is where you find out what the character of a man is.”  ~~  Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf, Commander of Forces in the Persian Gulf, in a television interview with David Frost

 

"The power of the Executive to cast a man into prison without formulating any charge, and particularly to deny him the judgment of his peers, is in the highest degree odious and is the foundation of all totalitarian government whether Nazi or Communist."   ~~  Winston Churchill, November 21, 1943

 

“That we are to stand by the president, right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”  ~~  Theodore Roosevelt

 

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the finish line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil and shouting, ‘GERONIMO!’."  ~~ Anonymous

 

“It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs.”  ~~  Albert Einstein, 'Treasury for the Free World,' 1946

 

“Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.”  ~~  Alfred E. Newman

 

“Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.”  ~~  Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

 

“Man is by nature a political animal.”  ~~  Aristotle

 

“I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.”  ~~  Charles De Gaulle

 

“Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.”  ~~  Dalton Camp

 

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”  ~~  Ernest Benn

 

“Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.”  ~~  Eugene McCarthy

 

“When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them.”  ~~  Franklin P. Adams

 

“The problem with political jokes is they get elected.”  ~~  Henry Cate VII

 

“Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.”  ~~  John Kenneth Galbraith

 

“Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.”  ~~  John Kenneth Galbraith

 

“The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.”  ~~  Larry Hardiman

 

“Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.”  ~~  Lester B. Pearson

 

“Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.”  ~~  Mao Tse-Tung

 

“Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.”  ~~  Mark B. Cohen

 

“Politics is the art of the possible.”  ~~  Otto Von Bismarck

 

“Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.”  ~~  Paul Valery

 

“In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.”  ~~  R. A. Butler

 

“Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.”  ~~  Robert Louis Stevenson

 

“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.”  ~~  Ronald Reagan

 

“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”  ~~  Ronald Reagan

 

“Politics is applesauce.”  ~~  Will Rogers

 

“The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.”  ~~  Will Rogers

 

“He who would travel happily must travel light.“  ~~  Antoine de Saint-Exupery

 

“Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.“  ~~  Charles Kuralt

 

“When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.”  ~~  Clifton Fadiman

 

“The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits down a lot of the time.“  ~~  Colette

 

“A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.“  ~~  George Moore

 

“Before he sets out, the traveler must possess fixed interests and facilities to be served by travel.“  ~~  George Santayana

 

“The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.“  ~~  Henry J. Tillman

 

“Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.“  ~~  Miriam Beard

 

“Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.“  ~~  Paul Theroux

 

“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.“  ~~  Robert Frost

 

“Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me.“  ~~  Sigmund Freud

 

“Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.“  ~~  The Dhammapada

 

“No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive.“  ~~  Thorstein Veblen

 

“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.“  ~~  Albert Camus

 

“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.”  ~~  Anne Bradstreet, 'Meditations Divine and Moral,' 1655

 

“Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.“  ~~  Anne Morrow Lindbergh

 

“Every winter, When the great sun has turned his face away, The earth goes down into a vale of grief, And fasts, and weeps, and shrouds herself in sables, Leaving her wedding-garlands to decay-- Then leaps in spring to his returning kisses.“  ~~  Charles Kingsley

 

“In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone; Snow had fallen, snow on snow, Snow on snow, In the bleak midwinter, Long ago.“  ~~  Christina Rossetti

 

“There's a certain Slant of light, Winter Afternoons-- That oppresses, like the Heft Of Cathedral Tunes--“  ~~  Emily Dickinson

 

“Every mile is two in winter.“  ~~  George Herbert

 

“One kind word can warm three winter months.“  ~~  Japanese proverb

 

“The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter; the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood.“  ~~  John Burroughs

 

“When you live in Texas, every single time you see snow it’s magical.“  ~~  Pamela Ribon, Why Girls Are Weird

 

“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.“  ~~  Victor Hugo

 

“Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen.“  ~~  Willa Cather, My Antonia

 

“And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of that country know them to be sharp and violent, and subject to cruel and fierce storms.“  ~~  William Bradford, Of Plymouth Plantation

 

“O Winter! ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king of intimate delights, Fireside enjoyments, home-born happiness, And all the comforts that the lowly roof Of undisturb'd Retirement, and the hours Of long uninterrupted evening, know.“  ~~  William Cowper

 

“Blow, blow, thou winter wind

Thou art not so unkind,

As man's ingratitude.“  ~~  William Shakespeare

 

“Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.“  ~~  Abigail Van Buren

 

“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.“  ~~  Bertrand Russell

 

“Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions.“  ~~  Cullen Hightower

 

“One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.“  ~~  Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

 

“The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.“  ~~  H. L. Mencken

 

“Force without wisdom falls of its own weight.“  ~~  Horace

 

“Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.“  ~~  Immanuel Kant

 

“Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.“  ~~  James Boswell

 

“It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.”  ~~  Mahatma Gandhi

 

“We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us.“  ~~  Marcel Proust

 

“To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.“  ~~  Marilyn vos Savant

 

“It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.”  ~~  Menander

 

“Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.”  ~~  Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria

 

“Like an ability or a muscle, hearing your inner wisdom is strengthened by doing it.”   ~~  Robbie Gass

 

“Wisdom outweighs any wealth.”  ~~  Sophocles

 

“No man is wise enough by himself.”  ~~  Titus Maccius Plautus

 

“Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.”  ~~  Titus Maccius Plautus

 

“A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.”  ~~  Unknown

 

“Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure.”  ~~  William Saroyan

 

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”  ~~  William Shakespeare

 

“One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.”  ~~  Agatha Christie

 

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”  ~~  Albert Einstein

 

“You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.”  ~~  Albert Einstein

 

“War is not nice.”  ~~  Barbara Bush

 

“Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.”  ~~  Carl Sandburg

 

“The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.”  ~~  George Orwell

 

“War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.”  ~~  Georges Clemenceau

 

“War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.”  ~~  Georges Clemenceau

 

“The outcome of the war is in our hands; the outcome of words is in the council.”  ~~  Homer, The Iliad

 

“You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.”  ~~  Jeannette Rankin

 

“War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a good. We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.”  ~~  Jimmy Carter

 

“War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.”  ~~  John Stuart Mill

 

“War is not its own end, except in some catastrophic slide into absolute damnation. It's peace that's wanted. Some better peace than the one you started with.”  ~~  Lois McMaster Bujold

 

“What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?”  ~~  Mahatma Gandhi

 

“Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.”  ~~  Mao Tse-Tung

 

“The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.”  ~~  Omar Bradley

 

“Either war is obsolete or men are.”  ~~  R. Buckminster Fuller

 

“It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it.”  ~~  Robert E. Lee

 

“Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.”  ~~  Sir Winston Churchill

 

“One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war should be called. I said at once 'The Unnecessary War'.”    ~~  Sir Winston Churchill

 

“The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.”  ~~  Solomon Short

 

“The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving.”  ~~  Ulysses S. Grant

 

“Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.”  ~~  W. L. George

 

“The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.”  ~~  Walter Goodman

 

“Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.”  ~~  Will Rogers

 

“You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.”  ~~  Will Rogers

 

“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.”  ~~  Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)

 

“I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.”  ~~  Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965), Speech during 1952 Presidential Campaign

 

“In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.”  ~~  Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965), Speech in Indianapolis, 26 Sept. 1952

 

“Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.”  ~~  Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)

 

“We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.”  ~~  Buck Henry

 

“Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.”  ~~  Gore Vidal

 

“CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.”  ~~  Arthur C. Clarke

 

“Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.”  ~~  Gore Vidal

 

“Men of shady character frequently try to cover their misconduct by fervent protestations of love of country.”  ~~  Theodore Roosevelt

 

“We shall never make our republic what it should be until as a people we thoroughly understand and put in practice the doctrine that success is abhorrent if attained by the sacrifice of the fundamental principles of morality. The successful man, whether in business or in politics, who has risen by conscienceless swindling of his neighbors, by deceit and chicanery, by unscrupulous boldness and unscrupulous cunning, stands toward society as a dangerous wild beast.”   ~~  Theodore Roosevelt

 

“If we stand idly by, if we seek merely swollen, slothful ease and ignoble peace, if we shrink from the hard contests where men must win at hazard of their lives and at the risk of all they hold dear, then the bolder and stronger peoples will pass us by, and will win for themselves the domination of the world.”  ~~  Theodore Roosevelt

 

“Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.”  ~~  Bertrand Russell

 

“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.”  ~~  George Bernard Shaw

 

“Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.”  ~~  George Jean Nathan

 

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”  ~~  Samuel Johnson

 

“In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell.”  ~~  H. L. Mencken

 

“You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.”  ~~  Malcolm X

 

"My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober.”  ~~  G. K. Chesterton